Best pick up line ever: guy, with bag of skittles in lap, “hey baby wanna taste the rainbow?” #high moments

And then we put a table in the creek by the park. It’s our new smoking spot. Also a bomb idea

So today me and my friend spent a food hour building a table pyramid at the park. Best idea we’ve had in a while.

This isn’t my fault. Nobody’s ever been good or nice to me. So why can they complain when im an asshole? Society made me what I am. I was never accepted or welcomed, only shunned and excluded. Nobody who’s “popular” ever talks to me. So I turn to the only people who do accept me. I’ve become a stoner purely because all of them were in the same situation. I offend people easily because that’s how I’ve learned to cope with life. Im a dick to people because they were never good to me. And they don’t understand why. Well their fucking retarded. They created a monster and they can’t bitch when I crush a few people. Its what they made me.